Where can i watch meet the spartans no pop ups

#Where can i watch meet the spartans no pop ups movie
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The thing that puzzles me is this: If youвЂ™re going to parody 300, which has plenty of things to be parodied, why throw in all of the Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Shrek, Brangelina-baby-adopting, James Bond, Subway sandwich, American Idol, Happy Feet, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Oprah, AmericaвЂ™s Next Top Model, Stomp the Yard, Bud Light commercial, Rocky, Ghost Rider, Grand Theft Auto, Transformers, and YouTube references when it has nothing, and I mean nothing, to do with keeping a story together. LetвЂ™s just say the plot has something to do with Leonidas (Sean Maguire) leading his 13 Spartans, including Kevin Sorbo, into battle against Xerxes (Ken Davitian). To try and describe the plot would be admitting there is one, which would also give the writers/directors of this film (the two nitwits listed above) credit for something positive, which I can't allow since I am actually taking time to review something that makes a coffee enema sound appealing.

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Meet the Spartans tries to be a spoof of the stylish graphic-novel-turned-film 300, but itвЂ™s really just a series of unfunny and unimaginative jokes that waste time in between Carmen Electra showing off her body or stripper-like dance moves.

#Where can i watch meet the spartans no pop ups movie

It is a 67 minute movie (with 20 minutes of footage tagged onto the end when the credits are rolling)! There are cartoons and childrenвЂ™s shows that are longer and show more humor, intelligence, and wit than what these two jackasses have produced. These two worthless вЂњfilmmakersвЂќ believe that people find humor in making fun of pop culture and celebrities, yet there are, at most, two moments worth chuckling at in their 67 minute crapfest known as Meet the Spartans. Yes, I am talking about Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the idiots responsible for Epic Movie, Date Movie, and Meet the Spartans. Unfortunately for lovers of the parody film, there are two morons looking to tear down a film institution.

These films are funny because they poke fun at other films, or genres of films, but maintain a coherent storyline that keeps you interested and laughing. You get funny films such as Hot Shots!, Top Secret!, Airplane!, Not Another Teen Movie, and This is Spinal Tap. When done correctly, you get memorable films such as Mel BrooksвЂ™ Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles. I am a fan of the parody (or spoof) genre of films. Fine, maybe going to the bathroom isnвЂ™t that unpleasant, but Meet the Spartans is pretty damn close. This all happens before you find out that there is no plunger in the bathroom and the lock on your bathroom door, which you installed yourself, somehow got locked from the outside.

Sure, you go into the bathroom with the right intentions, do your business (as unpleasant as it normally is), but the end result leaves you teary-eyed, on the cusp of losing consciousness, and fills your nose with the foulest, most disgusting and unbearable odor imaginable. Watching Meet the Spartans is like being locked in the bathroom after clogging the toilet.